ain't no wifey

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes


loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD


urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*


joshpeckofficiall:


yes

joshpeckofficiall:

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yes


thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing


wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me


hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?"



neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait


me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*


whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit


insidemycar:

i wonder what this girl is doing RIGHT NOW

insidemycar:

i wonder what this girl is doing RIGHT NOW